Monday, August 22, 2011

WARNING: Colorful Language Ahead

Mother Nature is a Bitch!

That sentence could be a post just by itself.  I truly think that we, as women, should get a once-a-month weigh-in pass.  It's so frustrating to weigh X pounds on Sunday and then weigh X+3 pounds the next day.  Seriously? While my food choices weren't perfect yesterday, I certainly didn't eat enough to gain 3 pounds today!  I can only credit this massive gain to one thing...
Mother Nature is a Bitch!

Normally, I enjoy being female.  I love that my body was built to bear children.  I love wearing beautiful dresses, make-up, pretty jewelry.  I love that I can take care of my kids in a way that their daddy can't.  I love that gentlemen will hold the door open for me.  There are lots of things to love about being a girl.  Except when Mother Nature is a Bitch...

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